The Great Post Whore Society 6 - Your Mom is Superfluous

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kirk

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I had a terrible nightmare last night; somehow every suspension component on my Xterra was completely destroyed. Like, sheared apart into twisted and warped metal. It's because I watched this dumb video on Facebook of a RAZR jumping straight up and coming down on the front left tire, wrecking his suspension in the process


like the video of that guy in the raptor jumping?
 

Muadeeb

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Feel free to post a link to the bite, but please don't embed with the img tags. Some of us don't want to see that ish
 

kirk

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Thats a pretty good goal. Plot twist, he is attending online, and spends all his time with his "co-eds".
 

kirk

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Plot Twist twist: Wife dresses up as a co-ed and they play "inappropriate teacher student relationship"
 

kirk

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i dont get this. where were the hot slutty teachers when i was in school?

(but an 8th grader? Yikes)
 

Cruecible

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Plot Twist twist: Wife dresses up as a co-ed and they play "inappropriate teacher student relationship"

No, his wife is the teacher and he F's his F away

Better. I like where you are going with this. Cue sh*tty music and fog. Gotta have a fog machine.

I moved past the whole teacher-student fantasy when I was around 22 lol. It doesn't do it for me anymore.

Now, if there were some midgets, aluminum foil, a hydraulic press, and a lava lamp, I'd be very intrigued
 

Tay-Lo

I'm the king of junk food!
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Upstate SC
I moved past the whole teacher-student fantasy when I was around 22 lol. It doesn't do it for me anymore.

Now, if there were some midgets, aluminum foil, a hydraulic press, and a lava lamp, I'd be very intrigued
Dont forget the full size stuffed kangaroo

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kirk

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I moved past the whole teacher-student fantasy when I was around 22 lol. It doesn't do it for me anymore.

Now, if there were some midgets, aluminum foil, a hydraulic press, and a lava lamp, I'd be very intrigued

You had me at midget foil.
 

kirk

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You say that... I had two band directors and a trainer fired for schtupping students when I was in hs

I must have been woefully unattractive in HS, or something, cause none of those broads ever came on to me. Not that I was interested. They all looked like maude from the Golden Girls.
 

Tay-Lo

I'm the king of junk food!
Location
Upstate SC
I must have been woefully unattractive in HS, or something, cause none of those broads ever came on to me. Not that I was interested. They all looked like maude from the Golden Girls.
Yeah. ....thats why you didn't care they weren't interested in you

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Tay-Lo

I'm the king of junk food!
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Upstate SC
Last i saw there was still a kmart in my home town......buts its so run down I'm suprised its still in business....might be a drug front

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xnjxterra

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South Jersey
quiet whore morning is quiet

i got the bizzies at work. and since i pretty much fell asleep reading my lecture last night, i'm going to finish it on my lunch break. then i'm gong to go home and do more school work. because this is my life now and it's never ending and i feel like ass.

ok daily btch session over. back to your regularly scheduled programming.
 

Muadeeb

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i got the bizzies at work. and since i pretty much fell asleep reading my lecture last night, i'm going to finish it on my lunch break. then i'm gong to go home and do more school work. because this is my life now and it's never ending and i feel like ass.

ok daily btch session over. back to your regularly scheduled programming.
how's the heating pad burns?
 

Cruecible

Titan Swapped / SAS'd
Location
Albuquerque, NM
i got the bizzies at work. and since i pretty much fell asleep reading my lecture last night, i'm going to finish it on my lunch break. then i'm gong to go home and do more school work. because this is my life now and it's never ending and i feel like ass.

ok daily btch session over. back to your regularly scheduled programming.

I wish there was stuff at my work to keep me busy
 
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